Friday, July 23, 2010
Bring it orange and leopard, baby.
We have a turtleneck SITUATION.
I found this little gem on my Yahoo-oooooo home page this morning.
Totally. made. my. day.
If you don't know why this is funny, I can't help you. Wait, yes I can. Turn on MTV. Like right now, because they are running all kinds of crazy Jersey Shore marathons. Don't have cable? What the? How do you keep up on the life of Ray J?
Lets bring it back to the SITUATION.
He makes me want to stick my face in a bag of super-cheesey, cheese puffs. The goal being, to turn myself a very unnatural shade of orange.
Also, it makes me want to have ab cleavage.
OMG. I would DIE if I saw Snookie in a turtleneck that wasn't patterned after an animal skin.
Sidenote: I once bought Mike a turtleneck. He wore it reluctantly. When he returned home, some hours later, it was stretched out and rolled as far-down to his collarbone as he could get it (think clown collar-like). He cried actual tears about how it chaffed his skin. It was our version of a SITUATION.
It actually went EXACTLY like this:
Can I get a fist pump?