OMG. Do you see how CUTE they are? And mostly, this is how they sleep, all huddled with their feet tucked directly beneath their little fat faces. Well, it's really not face-fat, so much as it is VERY flexible body skin (another trait we have in common), so that when they "ball" up, they completely lose their abdomen.
Would anyone think I was cute, if I pulled out this trick at the pool? Essentially shoving my stomach skin in my cheeks? Just curious.
FYI, this picture was shot behind TWO layers of pink plastic. If you have a problem with that, talk to Jack Hanna or any wildlife specialist and see if they will capture a candid portrait of hamsters the size of ping-pong balls, that are genetically equipped to survive in the Siberian dessert. I'm pretty sure they will gnaw my pinky toe off as food in the middle of the night, should they ever escape.
FYI x2, I believe an adult pinky toe would feed these things for an entire lifetime. If they are in possession of a meat preservative and refrigeration.
Would anyone think I was cute, if I pulled out this trick at the pool? Essentially shoving my stomach skin in my cheeks? Just curious.
FYI, this picture was shot behind TWO layers of pink plastic. If you have a problem with that, talk to Jack Hanna or any wildlife specialist and see if they will capture a candid portrait of hamsters the size of ping-pong balls, that are genetically equipped to survive in the Siberian dessert. I'm pretty sure they will gnaw my pinky toe off as food in the middle of the night, should they ever escape.
FYI x2, I believe an adult pinky toe would feed these things for an entire lifetime. If they are in possession of a meat preservative and refrigeration.
Oh! As sleeping on two, tiny little feet is somewhat of a balancing act, they have a tendency to sway and topple. Which makes them SO cute I have an overpowering urge to monogram them. That is 100% pure Robo Hamster belly, courtesy of The Brain, I think.
On an unrelated note. I am out of razor cartridges.
And this is a big problem. Because I don't know if I have a Venus, or an Intuition or a Fusion or a Quatro or a Silk Effects or a Lavender Ocean or a Lady Gaga. The names alone are ri-DONK-ulous and they kind of make me want to puke.
Also. Based on the artist-drawn rendering that appears on every brand, of every box (seriously, an actual photo would help), THEY ALL LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME.
A name on the non-disposable, razor handle would help.
All of this was no big deal, because I figured that even if I bought the wrong one I would: a)just force it on there (totally safe), or b) make it work with duct tape (even safer).
Imagine my surprise, when I brought them home, only to realize that the "Intuition", my choice, after an eenie-meenie-minee-mo decision process, is basically a razor embedded in a bar of soap.
Ick.
I mean, I think they sell it as a "moisturizer", but still. I want the plain-jane razor once sold in drug stores, circa 1999-ish? No moisturizer, no scent, no birthday-cake-baking ability or talent for interior design. Just a freakin razor. With a PICTURE on the box. Minus the RIDICULOUS name. Or any sort of contraption that looks as if it is going to leave a slug trail on my legs.
'Kay?
1 comment:
why does fat look so cute on rodents? just go for a whole new razor its cheaper than new cartridges a lot of times and comes with several razor replacements anyway.
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