So this morning I woke up and I was like, "Wha?"
Reggie Bush gave his Heisman trophy back and they didn't even, like, mention it on "Keeping up with the Kardashians?" And he did it because he received money in college? Wha? Frickin A, for that kind of punishment I would think that he kept baby fetuses in jars and somehow managed to grow bionic arms on them.
Now where's the guy that's giving Reggie Bush a few hundy thousand in paybacks? Find him, and you find the bionic arm babies.
Mike agrees that Reggie Bush should not be given the death penalty.
I *think* Mike is not taking me seriously.
Mike does not think that babies can grow arms that would proportionately fit the shoulder sockets of Reggie Bush.
But they are BIONIC, I tell him. Duh.
He thinks I am 12 shades of ape crazy. He reminds me that I do not watch or follow college football. EVER.
Um, just because I slept through 4 years of high school history, it doesn't mean I was "okay" with slavery. Hello, I can have an opinion. On an athlete. Who was dating a Kardashian (see, I even made it relevant).
And then I had my diet coke, and was properly prepared to try the Chinese water torture on Lindsey Lohan, to discover the location of the baby fetuses that are growing her cocaine.
I am ALL over it.