This has officially been the BEST. DAY. EVER. The sun is shining, I didn't hyperventilate on my run this morning, I actually took a shower, my giant pad/crotch bottle post was well received (I had a few panic attacks last night after the hubs told me he felt dirty reading it), I ate goat cheese TWO times, and I manged to only *mildly* screw up kindergarten orientation today.
And I got to post on RANTS FROM MOMMYLAND. No biggie. Just the most awesomest mommy blog on the planet. That's all.
Ohmygod, I am totally freaking out. And by freaking out, I mean attached to my computer for the purpose of self-esteem boosting. Because there's like a new comment every 3 minutes!!! GAAAHHH!!! Validation, thou art 614 facebook "likes" and 68 comments.
This is not bragging. This is more like me writing myself a John-Hughes-themed, teen-angst movie where I get to date Jake Ryan after giving my undies to Farmer Ted.
So if you are here visiting from Rants From Mommyland? Make yourselves comfortable, stay awhile, and get acquainted with my stash of diaper-sized pads and crotch bottle (previous post). And if you are one of my faithful readers, who hasn't yet read the RFT post? You're in luck, because I am going to link you RIGHT HERE. It is extra snarky, if that's any incentive and I might have threatened to "cut a bitch" with a butcher knife. In the grocery store.