Tuesday, December 20, 2011
The final stretch.
So our teacher gifts turned out pretty well, I think. Look at them. No really, LOOK AT THEM. Sometime around midnight, after the popcorn fiasco, and the packaging of treats in various cellophane bags tied with multi-colored yarn, I decided we needed some sort of holiday tag that centered around a painted fingerprint heart theme--officially the moment I lost my f-ing mind. But it all turned out kind of cute-modern-country-Christmas, and so I don't think anybody really noticed that I was unshowered and dripping hair grease when I hauled these babies into school this morning.
Also, I was in charge of collecting money and purchasing a group gift for Big J & L's teacher...I sort of assumed we would go with a gift certificate, but in the 11th hour, Mike and I decided to go rogue and buy a Kindle (and a smaller gift card). As it turns out, this was the PERFECT gift--their teacher was beaming this afternoon and was actually teary-eyed over it--which just goes to show you, that THOUGHTFUL gifts count, yo. Probably because I wrapped them with yarn pom-poms. POM POMS! And if there is a theme for this blog post? It's that I am AWESOME. A-W-E-S-O-M-E. And I love yarn.
'Tis the season for self esteem, apparently.
And then I went to the UPS store and learned that it costs $161 for Christmas delivery to Hawaii. Not awesome. I feel like we go through this every year, and every year I get it WRONG. Instead of actually buying an airplane ticket for my gifts, I opted for "ground delivery" (um...), and ended up spending $53, but my parents won't get them until next Wednesday. Really, this has nothing to do with Christmas, and everything to do with the fact that it's a tiny island in the middle of the ocean. Turns out "ground delivery" (really?) takes 7-8 days, so really, I just mistimed Christmas by about a week, and misunderstood that you can actually drive to Hawaii. I'll try to remember that for next year.
But who are we kidding, no I won't.
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Sara: I found your blog through Nicole at heresthediehl.wordpress.com, and I've procrastinated by reading your posts for the last HOUR on The Day Things Must Be Done Before Christmas. I've never laughed so hard at a blog in all my life! Your dark and twisty sense of humor is exactly how I see the world, and I even corralled my husband over to the computer to make him read the post about caramel corn gremlins. My sides hurt from laughing so hard!! :)
Thanks for a welcome (and hilarious!) respite from holiday madness. Keep up the good work (and the 42DD bra)!
Your fellow StLouisan,
Bethany
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