Heard tonight, in the Taco Bell drive thru:
"Before you order, we need to tell you that we don't have any lettuce."
Unhealthy eaters across America collectively applauded, I'm sure.
It did not, however, deter my husband from ordering 12 Doritos tacos. And THIS is how you make Taco Bell even more unhealthy than their nutritional information claims.
We had friends over after church today, and that was a party that ended at 5:30 this evening--at which time we spontaneously headed three blocks north to the home of our best friends. Four hours, three glasses of wine and 12 Doritos tacos later, we are home, seven pounds heavier.
Welcome to the new week, friends. Go try a Dorito taco. Because it's a TACO. In a DORITO. Lettuce optional (or in our case, impossible).