SHOOT. ME. NOW.
Do me a favor? The next time you're at Target, or Hobby Lobby, or Old Navy--or wherever it is you shop if you spend more than $29.99 on a single item--DON'T buy anything just because it's on sale. Chances are good that you won't refashion that size XXXL size t-shirt into a duffle bag. I am speaking from experience, friends. Boxes and bin loads of experience.
Also. No one NEEDS a milk shake maker. I'm talking to you, Michael Denckhoff. And I'm not talking figuratively about something that brings "all the boys to the yard", but an actual kitchen tool that makes milk shakes. And I'm not talking about a blender. I'm talking about the thing that makes ACTUAL frothy milkshakes that taste exactly like blender milkshakes. It is not appropriate, even when you are trying to up you pregnant wife's calcium intake, while on bed rest with triplets. That stupid thing never fits in any box or cabinet-and it is now DEAD to me.
Stage 23 of moving: self-loathing and burning anger.